I'm the Alpha and the Omega, and a whole lotta shit talking in between...

Okay this is my first post...and honestly I don't have shit to say, but this blog has been a long time coming.

I kept thinking that I'd have something profound or poetic to write one day, but I couldn't find the inspiration. And like the procrastinator that I am, I waited, and waited, and dillied, and dallied until, I finally gave in and created a damn blog. Hell I didn't even use the one that comes with a free sample of perfume on myspace. But now, I bit the bullet and blown off my head, and spewing forth will come all the crazy thoughts that leak from my mind on a daily basis. Like, why it gotta be some other heffa named "Kimberly" that's all up under my man Reggie Bush?? Or, how is it that Japanese girls in Japan be walkin' like they have rickets?? Y'know crucial topics like that, that you're dying to hear my opinion on.

Well, know that there's more where that came from...that hasn't even scratched the surface of the bra-rash that I have....so don't worry I'll be back, like Herpes Simplex II, and get all up under your skin...

Happy itching!