Like An Albino Alligator...

...or



I'm fucking pale!! I don't think I've ever been this light-skinded ever in my life. It's so bad that my boobs are the same color as my face. Worse yet, no one can "gimme five on the black hand side," because they wouldn't be able to tell which side it is!!

Where's my summer sun, dammit?? I need my Brazilian glow back! Not this "gecko-esque" look that me (and my homegirl) are currently sportin'...

Who can resist a man wearing Kitty-chan (Hello Kitty) paraphernalia?!?!

Surely not I!!





You're telling me that you aren't able to see all that fine, manliness that's lurking just behind the Kitty-Chan surgical mask, beckoning you with those dreamy eyes?!?! Really? Not even if you squint real hard, and tilt your head 45 degrees to the left?? No??


This is one topic that I've been wanting to spill all about...the men in Japan. I read somewhere (like on some serious legit shit...not just foolishness I made up to create "facts") that Japanese women were the mostly likely of all races to date outside their own, yet Japanese men were the most likely not to. Hmmmm....now what does that say about Japanese men? More for me!! (once I can convince a few of them to see the deliciousness that is my caramel ass right here)...**lickin' my chops, and furiously rubbing my hands together, while trying to stifle back a mischievous cackle**

Okay, no for real, I can understand why Nihon-jin (Japanese guys from Japan) guys get no love...it's because, frankly put, they look like girls. **Think I'm joking, take a look at my exhibits below. And since they already "allegedly" ain't working with much (if y'know what I mean or what ya girl Condi means) it's easy for them to be mistaken for one. And I for one, ain't tryna pretend that I'm bumpin' coochies with another girl....uh-unhh! (weeeeeeell, unless that coochie is attached to Salma Hayek...then maybe I'll have to make an exception...j/k...I'm still strickly dickly!)

Anyhow, though I'm getting used to the "androgynous" look of these "guys" I can't say that I don't continuously find myself shocked by the level of comfort of their feminine side. And you too can be surprised!



Ex. #1: Popular J-Pop "boy band" Smap!





Ex. #2: Some "dude"



Ex. #3: Some girly man in Harajuku

Ex. #4: A girly man-band in Harajuku

Ex. #5: A devoted "boifurendo" carrying his girlfriends purse, and wearing complimentary Disney hairclips at Tokyo Disneyland



Ex. #6: The Hello Kitty house shoes (the black ones near the open door), last seen worn by a guy entering my local 7-11 (I kid you not!)


Oh, but there's so much more!! I'll have to re-up this post with more field photography...keep checking back...

Procrastination mixed with Hesitation is the work of the Devil!!

Yeah so I've slacked off...so I'm appologizing to my dozen (okay more like donut holes) readers out there...y'all know who you are!

I just be overthinking this blog-shit sometimes, and I don't know if I really wanna write what I'm thinking because I have a hard time making things short and sweet. And I'm only a bit of a perfectionist when I write, and I read, and re-read, and edit and re-edit, until it's the perfect part witty and smart. (<---I'm sure I'll re-read and edit what I just wrote in a few hours anyway). So needless to say I haven't posted diddly-squat. So, I'm jumping back on that Rodeo-Pro (man I wish I had one for real!!) and I'mma get to typing out some mo' fun reads for ya!! Gomenasai!!! (Japanese-speak for "I'm sorry!")