Friday, May 23, 2008

Last Time...I'mma huh???

What’s the hell’s going on inside the mind of Trey Songz? He currently has one of my favorite songs out, and despite the fact that I’d sing this shit in my bathroom mirror with the same pouty, conviction as Mr. Songz himself, the first few lines of that song has me seriously scratching my head. (though you MUST check out the rest of the lyrics...game-spittin' poetry) Anyhow, he tells his “jump-off“ that he’s in effect, “jumping-off” by telling her verbatim, “This has gotta be the last time [that we fuck]. It’s gonna be the best though. I promise.”

In the eloquent words of Lil’ Jon…..WHAAAAT!?!?
Dave Chappelle Lil Jon Longhorns

Who falls for this kind of foolishness? I know it’s just a song and all, but dammit, I know that somewhere, at sometime in the history of being the second (or even third or fourth place) chick on the side, there was a girl who symbolically scrubbed her face off the floor, while simultaneously dropping her panties. And you know what…because this has worked before, some audacious asshole will try it again, and it will work….again.

Sigh…ladies we have got to do better…