If only they both could lose...

...but there's one category in which they both could win: ugliness!!

(Here's hoping my future-kids don't turn into hideous goblins on account of their evil mother's harshly judging eyes)

I'm here watching the NBA Finals between The Fakers and the Cry Babies Celtics, and I can't help but notice how much I'm having a hard time finding some eye-candy.

Side note: those (zero) of you that actually read this and/or those of you who know me personally knows that a) I'm a real sports fan who actually watches & understands the game, so I'm not just being a superficial observer, and b) it's been a while since I last blogged, and since then I've gotten into a relationship (yay me!) and I don't need any more eye-candy than my boo, nonetheless...sue me; I still like to peruse the men-folk on tv. ;)

Back to the subject at hand...yes, amongst the two teams a good percentage (I'd say about 85-90% comfortably) have faces that I don't even think their mothers' could love.

Except maybe Ray Allen's mom, being as he looks just like her.



(haha, j/k!) Errrrrrm, not really, but Ray is kinda eh a'ight (especially as Jesus Shuttlesworth)...just not when he's chewing gum, and sneering like something stinks. Not a good look Ray. Not a good look.



But disporportionately there's just not a lot of good looks on either team, let's take a sampling of the worst:

Ron Artest: He's got that crazy eye...he'll choke a bitch (a la Sprewell) or fight a bitch (a la, well...himself)



Pau Gasol: dead fish head. Close your mouth bruh!

This one + The other one

= this :(



Kevin Garnett: (just see pic) and I actually chose a "decent one"



Kendrick Perkins: if you think Ron-Ron would snap, or Ray-Ray could sneer...this guy tops them both...I think he was voted least likely to receive the "Little Miss Sunshine" Award. In fact, I do believe this is a rare picture of his happy face:



Rasheed Wallace: brought his cry-baby, ugly face from Detroit; it's most evident when he gets fouled, and followed with one word, two letters, one syllable which 'Sheed lengthens for full dramatic effect...

ME-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!


Kobe: he's sad...let's move on.


And let's end with this scary mostrosity they actually call "Baby"...Big Baby to be exact. And should my baby ever come out looking like this, making that face, please, PLEASE, someone call an exorcist: